Hail to the Bus Driver ... that we are still alive!

So it has been a little while since I posted and during that time we have managed to clock up a very impressive number of hours on sucidal buses!
Hanoi to Hue - 13 hours left at 7pm. Hue to Hoi An meant to be 4 hours managed to be much longer. Hoi An to Mui Ne 17 good damn long hours!!! Mui Ne to Ho Chi Minh 3 hours ended up being 5. Siagon to Phnom Penh in Cambodia 5 hours in mid day heat and humdity.
The highlights of the bus trips so far:

• When they say 'VIP' brand new tourist bus they really mean locals bus circ 1940's with vinal seats and 2 other tourist other then our group.
• The vietnamese men that sat on our bags and then proceeded to take off his shoes and fill the whole bus with his foot odour (lucky for sarah he also decided to rest them on her armrest right beside her head)
• To the person that start smoking, no really it was so much better then the foot odour. I was seriously thinking of taking it up.
• The guy sitting opps myself and pen that would every half an hour or so look over at us point and laugh. He also was literally hacking it up and spitting it out on the bus (which had no windows that opened) unfortunate for chris as he was sitting in front of him!
• The dirty Australian man that sat beside me and pick his scab for a good few hours
• The motion sickened women that sat beside penny and procceeded to vomit into little plastic bags and hurl them over penny and out the window (thank god there was bloody windows that open on that one)
• The numerous toilet stops that involved me dry retching at the stench of urine
• My favourite bus that had louis Vitton covers and a buddha statue at the front that had flashing colour lights around it and a vase with fresh flowers! bloody luxury!

As photographed below! Yep Selina I am loving the birkenstocks they are my new best friends and protecters against urine cover toilet floors! Margie and Milsey I am ripping it up on the Su Doku!!!